The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Two nuns are driving through Romania And they pass by Transylvania when a vampire leaps on their car. When the passenger nun fails to get the vampire off, the driver nun tells her, "Quick! Show him your cross!"The passenger nun shouts "GET OFF THE DAMN CAR!"
TIFU and heard the four words you never want to hear during sex... "Call me an ambulance" So I said, "You're an ambulance."
What's the difference between Daniel Day Lewis and a Mexican Salamander? One acts a little, one acts a lottle
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.'
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
Where do math teachers go on vacation?' 'Times Square.'
What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.'
A father tells his son that he was adopted. 'I want to meet my biological parents,' the son demands. 'We are your biological parents,' the father responds. 'Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.'
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.