The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself 'well this changes everything'.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Five out of four people admit they’re bad at fractions.
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
If being cool was illegal I'd be a criminal not because I'm cool but because I shot my wife
birthday card I received from my brother...Forget about the past you can't change it, forget about the future, you can't predict it, forget about the present... I didn't get you one.
As he pushed in the rectal thermometer, I felt myself getting a painfully hard and obvious erection "Maybe you should wait outside while I examine your dog," the vet said
Jesus promised the end of wicked people. Thor promised the end of frost giants. I don't see many frost giants.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator!
I’m 3’6”, which makes certain daily tasks extremely difficult. Recently, I spent a good 10 minutes in my local supermarket wondering how to get the pasta down from the top shelf. Then suddenly the penne dropped.