The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋

I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.

I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.

A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.

What did the sink tell the toilet? “You look flushed.”

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.

I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.

The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.

Fans of celine dion attended a viewing of a calm plate of mustard They misheard the words *serene dijon*

I was surprised about the questions they asked on my online job application. First they asked if want to have sex with male or female .And now they want me to choose who i want to race with.

How long is a Chinese name That wasn’t a question

So, an artist, a mathematician, and a fisherman commit a crime And I was looking at the file and it looks kinda sketchy, it doesn’t add up. There’s definitely something fishy going on.

You know those socks with a hole in it, so one of your toes sticks out? That’s the kind of underpants I’m wearing today