The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Five out of four people admit they’re bad at fractions.
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
Why did the little strawberry cry? His mom was in a jam.
How do you get two flutes to play in tune? Shoot one of them. How do you get two violins to play in tune? Shoot both of them. How do you get two altos to sing in tune? It doesn’t matter, nobody’s listening.
When Cannibals Attack When cannibals attacked the AMAs, why were Eminem, Kendrick Lamar and Drake spared?You're not supposed to eat the rappers.(I literally dreamt this joke)
How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to turn on an electric chair? Ten. But number four will shock you.
The villagers mourned the king and his jester after an unfortunate sewage accident. The town casts down frowns when their crown and his clown drowned in the brown.
Hey girl, are you from Iraq? Coz you look Saddam fine when you Baghdad ass up.
Don't you dare hit that drum again! If you do, there will be repercussions!
What Dandruff Shampoo Does Guy Fieri Use? Frosted Flakes. Thought of this on the ride home and I am still laughing. Sorry for the bad joke, I needed to share.
What do you call a serious man with a scythe that sneaks around outside people’s windows? The grim peeper.
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