The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
Did you hear about the hungry clock. It went back four seconds.
They've recently discovered a brand new use for goats in Pakistan... They're calling it "Milk"
There are so many scams on the internet now days. Send me $19.95 today and I can tell you how to avoid them.
My uncle spent £250,000 on a new limousine and later found out the price does not include a driver To think he spent all that money and has nothing to chauffeur it!
I had a troubled childhood, my parents never put a hand over my eyes when people were kissing on the television. They tried to push down my boner instead.
As a new years resolution, my wife suggested I should remove excess fat... So I filed for divorce!
Yesterday I saw... Went to the drugstore to purchase some asprin. I saw a short irishman and he had a giant steering wheel in his pants. I said, "What the hell is that a steering wheel?" He said, "Ooooooweee and its driving me nuts."
Masturbation is perfectly normal and healthy . it releases dopamine and reduces stress . improves prostate and cardiovascular health ... and i still got thrown off the bus
Did you hear about the tornado that hit the trailer court in Little Rock? It destroyed the Governor's mansion.
My boyfriend claimed size doesn't matter. But then the wallpaper he put up all fell off.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. 'You can't cut me down,' the tree complains. 'I’m a talking tree!' The man responds, 'You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.'
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.