The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Today i asked myself the question: Do I identify myself as a man or a woman. But then I knew after I spilled my coffee, I am just a disappointment.
A man is told the local bank offers mortgages with no interest The man enters the bank.Man: I’m here to find out about the mortgageEmployee: I don’t really care.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.
Why does a husband lead a dog's life? He comes in with muddy feet, gets comfortable by the fire, and waits to be fed.
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
Clothes, but no cigar.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.