The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."
My wife said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit? Floss Vegas.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.