The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
A man was walking along a solitary forest path when he came across a fork in the road. He stopped and pondered for a second....and then he picked the fork up, dusted it off and used it to eat his lunch.Can't let a perfectly good utensil go to waste.
Why does a squirrel's tail grow from it's back? Because there's a squirrel in the front.
A musician specializing in bowed string instruments who has a boring play style could be called 'a dull fiddler'. Which is not so bad until you read it out loud.
In the sentence "the thief stole a television" where is the subject? In prison
About a month before he died, we covered my uncle's back in grease and lard He went downhill fast after that.
What do you call a chubby chick riding cowboy? A triglyce-ride
America is the only place in the world where you can drive up to a fuel station and buy a liquid called "gas." That's funny to me.
Lockdown here in Australia is confusing. I have no idea what’s open or closed anymore. I just walk up to the automatic doors and if my face hits the glass I just turn around and go home.
I used to be a man locked in a woman's body... but then I got born.
As the YouTube makeup influencers feuded with each other i couldn't help but wonder... Had their relationship been built using a bad *foundation?*
"Siri," I asked my phone, "why am I so bad with women? She responded, "I'm Bixby, you moron."
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
What is the opposite of ladies fingers? Mentos
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”