The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
My dad is a lot like avatar Aang. In the sense that he dissapeared on me when I needed him most.
Do you know the funniest part of doing an office conga-line? When you look back and realise you’re doing it alone and you’re not in an office, you’re in a psychiatric hospital.
I was by my friends side when he died on a trail in the woods. With his last ounce of strength he reached out and put the necklace he wore everywhere in my hands. The look on his face was desperate and serious, he really wanted me to have it... And that's why I wear this epipen around my neck.
What does an upset chef make food with? Angrydients.
Me and my buddy Terrell went down to the library. Me and my buddy Terrell went down to the local library the other day.He said, "I wonder if the have any colored printers."I replied, "Geeze, Terrell, it's 2021, use whatever printer you want."
A cucumber walks into a bar A cucumber walks into a bar.The bartender says, "you got any ID?"The cucumber hands him his license.The bartender looks at the picture and goes, "nice try but this is obviously a pickle."
A stupid knight won a jousting tournament. While awarding his prize, the king had to ask, "How does such a dumb man win a contest like this one?"The squire answered, "All the points just go over his head."
To make it stand, you wet it. To make it wet, you suck it. To make it stiff, you lick it. To get it in, you push it!Damn! Threading a needle at any age is no joke.
A rich blonde woman from Beverly Hills was at the dentist about to get her tooth pulled. The dentist asked, "Do you want a local anesthetic?" She shook her head and said, "Let's not pinch pennies, doctor. I only want the best! Do you have anything imported?”
What did the stoner say when someone tied his shoes together? "Damn. These are laced and I'm tripping!"
Johnny turns up into his class one morning to be confronted by his teacher. Teacher: "Johnny, why weren't you at school yesterday?"Johnny: "Well Miss, my grandad got burnt."Teacher: "Oh, he wasnt burnt too badly I hope?"Johnny: "Oh yes, Miss. They dont mess around at these crematoriums."
It's tradition in my family that we always have a Christmas jumper. It's my job to talk them down.
A hard worker got a promotion. Thats the joke.