The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. 'That's my stepladder,' he said. 'I never knew my real ladder.'
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
I went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. “Which ear is it?” he asked. “2018,” I replied.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.