The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
A man walks into a vacuum cleaner store After browsing around for a while, he asked to see the manager. When the manager came, he asked, "Is there something wrong?" And then the man replied with, "Oh something's wrong alright. Everything you sell sucks!"
Do you remember when air was free at the gas station, and now it's $1.50? You know why? InflationHoly smokes this blew up, THANK YOU all for the awards and the silver!!
TIL that the "o" in Irish names denote that you're a grandson My great-great-great-great grandfather was Reilly, Vehiclepiece. I'm O'O'O'Reilly, Autoparts
Me: "Chef Ramsay, today I've prepared a Disney film for you to watch..." Ramsay: "Is it Frozen?"Me: "... yes"Ramsay: "Damn..."
Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team-up and make a medicine to treat erectile dysfunction, And name it ElonGates
A Tree Falls In A Rainforest And Nobody Notices But Me "Ha ha ha! My illegal tree cutting business is working!"
CORONA ADVISORY The Symptoms of the Corona Virus are: 1. Sweating 2. Weakness 3. Diarrhoea 4. Stomach Pain Basically the same kind of feeling you get when you see your other half checking your phone.