The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call a hot dog on wheels?' 'Fast food!'
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.'
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.
I just got a promotion at the farm. I’m the new CIEIO.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, 'It's a moving violation.'
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
What do you call a kangaroo’s lazy joey? A pouch potato.
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.