The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
This girl ran up to me at the cemetery and said "I need to pass through the cemetery but I'm scared to walk alone. Can you walk with me across?" I said "Oh yeah of course. Don't worry, I used to be super scared of cemeteries when I was alive too."
I told my Dad that crazy people have taken over the White House He said, "So nothing new then"
Hey girl, are you a shopping mall? Because I wouldn't mind spending way too much time and money inside of you!
It turned out that local barber was actually also a crack dealer. I was his customer for years, and never thought that he could be a barber.
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.'
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two…
I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese, butter and yoghurt at me. How Dairy!
Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.