The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Man asks Confucius: If a man washes his ass, is he gay? Confucius say: A man who cleans his house clearly expects a visitor.
A kid get in trouble and as punishment is made to wear an “I am a Vegan!” t-shirt for the day. It is a horrible experience and they get called all sorts of names and things are thrown at them and they are even kicked a few times.. All that before they even left the house!
Only 2010's kids will get this. Polio and shingles.
I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
This old guy I knew would always say, 'You know what really burns my ass?' He'd then hold his hand at butt level and say, 'A fire about this high.'
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.'
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
What's a robot's favorite snack?' 'Computer chips.'
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.