The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My wife was really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction So I packed up my stuff and right
Legs in Japanese cartoons are cool I just love anime shins.
A pancake, a piece of toast, and a piece of bacon walk into a bar They sit down and ask the bartender for a round of beers. The bartender looks at them and says "Get the hell out of my bar, we don't serve breakfast here."
Why do they call chicken the beggar's bird? Because it says "Buck buck buck buck buck!"
What food does a stoner serve his guests at a party? Pot Roast. Ba dum dum
My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.
I want my 11780 dollars. Dear Bank of America, I just want to find 11780 more dollars in my savings account.Everyone at your bank counted wrong.
So, it turns out that "In-N-Out" is NOT a brothel but "Animal style" still means the same thing; so that was nice.
It's good thing tall people like me don't grow on trees friend: too bad shorter people could use the shade!
I dated a greek girl during my latest archeology expedition Radioactivity measurements of her remains confirmed she lived around 700BC
I decided to remove my racing snail's shell to make him go faster. But if anything, it just made him more sluggish.
Dating a girl with an OnlyFans is a lot like having your own private, reserved parking spot. Anyone and everyone can see it, but only you actually get to use it.
[NSFW] Vaxx joke to help break the ice **For those of you who are worried about the Pfizer vaccine, know that they make Viagra too!** If they can raise the dead, they can save the living!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent.
A man is told the local bank offers mortgages with no interest The man enters the bank.Man: I’m here to find out about the mortgageEmployee: I don’t really care.