The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Who do businessmen pray to? The Prophet Margin
How many animals can fit in one pair of pantyhose? 10 little piggies, two calves, one ass, one beaver, a few thousand hares, a camel's toes and the scent of a dead fish
What do you call a toy bear with boobs? A tiddy bear
Research shows that facial tattoos completely eliminate certain forms of anxiety For example, you'll never need to worry about finding a job
Today I saw a car parked with a bumper sticker that said "I miss New york" So I smashed his window in and stole his radio.
The letters in the English alphabet go to the beach (don't ask me why). Every letter gets sunburned except W, X, Y and Z. Why? They had UV protection in front.
Frank is in the locker room at a gym when his buddy Howard walks in.He begins to undress when suddenly Frank notices he's wearing a girdle. "How long you been wearing that thing?"Frank asks."Ever since my wife found them in the glovebox."Howard smugley replied.
A man walks in to a library and asks for a book on suicide The librarian says "Fuck off you won't bring it back"
I lost my ABBA cd Where did the disco?
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
It hurts me to say this, but … I have a sore throat.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'