The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
I have now survived 21,364 days and 13 hours without using essential oils or eating kale. Thank you for your prayers and support during these trying times.
The Mandalorian fell on hard times and had to take a job in a body building and health food shop. Turns out he was unexpectedly great at it and smashed the commission targets. He'd just direct people to the protein powder section, and say... ..."This is the whey"(Sorry)
Three people walk into a bar. The first has type B blood. The Second type A blood. The third type P blood. The person with type P blood says to the bartender, "I think I'm a type O"
In the original Star Wars Peter Mayhew once had to redo a scene because he missed his cue. It was a Wookiee mistakeRIP Peter.
A farmer had a prized bull. Bred 300 times a year. The farmer's wife said "300 times, isn't that wonderful dear? Maybe you should watch him. Maybe he'll show you how." Farmer said "Yeah... he's a hell of a bull, but it wasn't all with the same cow."
When can you add your bottle to Wikipedia? When you fill it from a reliable source.
How come when a woman is pregnant, everyone rubs her stomach and says congratulations. But no one rubs your balls and says good job?
If you had the choice between World Peace or all of Bill Gates money.... .....what colour Ferrari would you buy?
What do you call the period of time between slipping on a banana and landing on your ass? A bananosecond.
Stomach finds out all organs are organizing to plot against it. It turns to bladder and says: urine this?
Did you hear the Alabama Governor's house burned down? ...It took out the whole trailer park
Did you hear the joke about the two helium atoms? He He
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself It was two tired.
What is brown, hairy, lives in the desert, has four legs, two humps, and is full of cement? A camel - I put in the cement just to make it harder.