The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Warning, English not my first language, so sorry if hard to understand The creative writing students all shifted a little uneasy as they realized they had clearly picked the wrong professor
My dad encouraged me to take a job on a highway construction crew... ...but I decided not to go down that road.
During a business meeting yesterday, someone asked me about my background. So I told him about my education, career, family, hopes and dreams. Turns out he was asking about what was behind me on our Zoom call.
Why do vampires dress in Victorian clothes? Because they love period sex.
What did one tile say when the other tile offered it a glass of port? No thanks, it's bad for my grout.
Why did the blue squirrel fall out of it's tree? It dyed.
What joke is the same in all european languages? USA
Great dynasties of history Egypt: AyyubidSouth Africa: ZuluChina: MingGreece: HelenaItaly: Medici U.S.: Duck
How do dragon-type Pokemon solve their disputes? They let bagons be bagons
You have to love female accountants... They consider double entry the standard.
My Tinder match said she’d talk to me again when she got home... Guess she’s homeless.
Have you guys heard of the huge fire at the shoe factory? 10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.