The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.'
How many DIY buffs does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes two weeks and four trips to the hardware store.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Teacher: “There are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is gross, and the other is cool. ' Johnny: “So, what are the words? '
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
She looked up and whispered, “They’re right behind you'.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.'
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Did you hear about the girl who quit her job at the doughnut factory? She was fed up with the hole business.
Did you hear about the hungry clock. It went back four seconds.
What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
Why didn’t the sun go to college? It already had a million degrees.