The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? It lost its filling.
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A tuna (two-knee) fish!
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!