The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
There was a bad accident at the Air Force base. A jeep ran over a bag of popcorn and killed two kernels.
Why are white girls so odd? Because they literally can’t even
This is how the first tire was invented. A guy had 365 used condoms. So he melted them down, made a tire, and called it a goodyear.
I used to have an obsession for sweet foods with a hole in the middle I donut care for them anymore though
Virtually every Harry Potter character can teach us a lesson. For example, Barty Crouch Jr. taught us that drinking can make you Moody.
Kale. I prefer mine with a silent "K"
I have a oxygen addiction I tried to stop yesterday, but after a minute I started feeling blue
Language barriers go brrr I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
When I go to someone's home and they tell me to make myself at home... The first thing I do is kick them out because I don't like visitors.
Why did the cancer specialist keep getting phone calls in the middle of the night? He was an on-call-ogist
Why was the physicist angry at the postage stamp? Because no matter how hard he tried, it just wouldn't gluon.
I've got all of Justin Biebers CDs...... ...and if I can get passed his home security again I'll have all his dvds as well.
It takes a New Yorkers mentality to root for a football team named after something you dread getting every month. Go Bills!
She was wearing a t-shirt that said Guess So I asked her ... Implants?
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