The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋

Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!

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The mining industry wants to put out a radio advert to help with recruitment. They hire a jingle writer, and he asks them what key he should write it in. They said: "B minor".

What is the difference between an angel of love jumping a motorcycle through a ring of fire and a Karen? One is a cupid stunt and the others a....

What do you call a triangle that got OWNED? A rectangle.

What's the leading cause of dry skin? Towels

I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice.

When does a tailor need to go on vacation? When they seem stressed.

I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!

It really takes guts to be an organ donor.

Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!

Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.

What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill? A lambslide.

Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.