The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
A guy sees his mother in law riding a bicycle. "Where are you going?" he asks. "To the cemetery" she replies."And who is going to return the bike?"
Why is it a bad idea to flush old wooden Dutch shoes down a toilet? It would start Clogging up
I buy every comic book I see. . . My friends say I have lots of issues.
The only thing Flat-Earthers fear is sphere itself.
Only 1% of population uses the labels on clothes to check washing method The remaining 99% believes that the label is to see where the back side is.
How can you tell if a snowman is gay? The carrot’s in the back.
My friend stopped talking to me after I lost 3 of my toes to frost bite. I didn’t know he was lack toes intolerant.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, What do you want? The man says, Oh, just some fruit punch. The bartender sighs and shakes his head, If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line. The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a Catholic converter.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.