The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I think my new Simpsons shirt is a knock-off It says “don’t halve a cow, man”. They really butchered the catchphrase.
Due to lack of protective measures during the pandemic, retail cashiers and bank tellers are refusing to go to work It's a counter strike
Recently, Scientists have shown that Earth’s magnetic field is weakening. It’s true. Current events have made it less attractive.
You ever notice that all Dillards are basically the same and only exist in malls? You know what they say though... ...when you've seen one Dillards, you've seen a mall.
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
How did the Turtle beat the Hare? It used a razor.
Prostitution is illegal in most of the U.S. But if you film it and call it porn then it's alright.
When a girl gets pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!"... When a girl gets pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".Moral: Hard work is never appreciated. Only results
This morning I ran about 4.5 miles in just 17 minutes Why can't people keep their large size dogs chained???
*At the library* “Do you have a book about the discrimination of dwarves?”“Left corner, on the top shelf!”
My wife always complains when I use her toothbrush If somebody can tell me of a better way of getting shit stains off the back of the toilet bowl I'm all ears.-Jimmy Carr
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!'
Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell? He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.