The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
What’s your name, son?' The principal asked his student. The kid replied, 'D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.' 'Do you have a stutter?' the principal asked. The student answered, 'No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.'
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.
Why did the orange stop halfway across the road? It ran out of juice.
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.
I told my dad he had to quit smoking. When it came to his health we just couldn’t brisket.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
I told my dad he had to quit smoking. When it came to his health we just couldn’t brisket.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.