The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Did you get your haircut?' No, I got them all cut.
What do you call an obese psychic? A four-chin teller.
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
What happened to the dating slices of bread that disappeared overnight? Turns out they e-loafed! I hope they grow mold together.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.