The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋

I remember when I was a kid, at dinner my parents gave me a knife and fork, so I'd bang them on the table.. ..We were quite an incestuous family.

I recently broke it off with a pair of conjoined twins. I said, "It's not you, it's you."

Vladimir Putin goes to the Ukraine And the customs officer in the entry interview, asks him "occupation?""Vell, only if you insist " he replied.

Guitar maker Fender has announced a new line of woodwind instruments Coming soon, the Saxofender.

A Catholic, a woman of color, a doctor, a Jew, and a rescue dog walk into the White House... This is where the joke already left.

I got my paycheck with a lemon slice on it today... turned out my ex-wife was garnishing my wages.

China Online What do you call a Chinese man with a slow internet connection?Lo Ding

My doctor recommended exposure therapy to get over my fear of being insulted, so she set me up with a specialist. It turned out to be a great diss appointment.

I like jokes, I like air conditioners, but jokes about air conditioners? Not a fan.

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari? Run over an Italian.

The villagers mourned the king and his jester after an unfortunate sewage accident. The town casts down frowns when their crown and his clown drowned in the brown.

The doctor says, "I have bad news, You have Cancer, and Alzheimer's Disease." The patient says, "Well at least I don't have Cancer."

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, Sorry we don't serve food here.

What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.

I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.