The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent.
My neighbor got sued for a fire his grill started. He filed for an appeal when he lost and it ended up in a pellet court.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
A red and blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea. Apparently the suvivors are marooned.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
What do you call a crocodile that will only eat sacrificed lambs? A Halalligator.
Whenever my enemies are badly cut, I never rub salt in their wounds.... That would be adding in salt to injury.