The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
There was a short period of time in ancient history when offenders were not only nailed to a cross, but also burned alive Fortunately, the practice ended and very few people were crucifried
I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese, butter and yoghurt at me. How Dairy!
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, "That makes two of us."
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
What do you call someone who can’t stick to a diet? A desserter.
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.