The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
What do houses wear? An address.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
My wife said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
Where did the cat go after losing its tail? The retail store.