The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Do you think glass coffins will be a success? Remains to be seen.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
What do you call a snake that loves building houses? A boa constructor.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper.
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
Self analysis If you don't know what that is then you need to take a hard, long look at yourself
what fruit is in the bathroom? a poop apple