The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I have a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless.
I just saw a squirrel pooping. That shit was nuts.
Two police officers walk into a crime scene. They see two people lying dead on the floor. The victims are holding a piece of weed each. Their eyes are red and their skin is dry.One officer turns to the other and says: "Looks like a joint suicide."
Did you see Mike Pence left the Colts game because the players knelt for the national anthem? He was quoted as saying "I won't stand for this" on the way out
Are you a USB port? Because it takes me at least three tries to get it in.
When I was young my mom grounded me for having a file on pc with the name "boobies pics" I never understood why bird watching was wrong
What do wives and shingles have in common? if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.
no Idea why they arrested me... I just read the sign and complied...it said:NO campaign materials or **clothing** allowed in polling place.
Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts? Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.
What's black, and white, and OBVIOUSLY belongs in NeverLand? Pan, duh.
I don't understand why people get attacked by sharks. Can't they hear the music?
A young woman goes to a fortuneteller. The fortuneteller tells her that she will be broke and unhappy until she turns fifty. “What happens when I turn fifty?” the young woman asks, staring down at the cards. “Oh, nothing,” said the fortuneteller. “You’ll just be used to it by then.”
I ate a salad for dinner! It was mostly tomatoes and croutons.Really just one, big round crouton covered in tomato sauce. And cheese.... I had a pizza.
I finally found the courage to tell my suitcases there will be no holiday abroad this year. Now, I'm dealing emotional baggage.
One for the software devs There are two eternal problems in traditional software engineering:1. Garbage collection2. Naming things3. Off-by-one errors