The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I have a fish that can breakdance. Only for ten seconds though, and only once.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
When my wife is depressed I let her color in my tattoos. She just wants a shoulder to crayon.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
What do you call someone who can’t stick to a diet? A desserter.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
6:30 is hands down the best time on the clock.
I finally figured out what’s wrong with my brain On the left side there’s nothing right and on the right side there’s nothing left