The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Although its great for getting out of trouble with bounty hunters Han's tendency to shoot first did not make Leia very happy.
The recommendation to self-isolate by governments feels like we were all given a group project and so far the progress seems similar to a typical group project. The minority is doing most of the work while everyone else does whatever they want.
Roses are red, the sky is pink This water tastes funnyNice to meet you I live in flint
My mom told me: “Finish your peas, there’re starving kids in China” I said: “Oh yeah? Name 10”
I couldn't get a reservation at the library. Because they were completely booked.
Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.'
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
Clothes, but no cigar.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
Why did Waldo go to therapy? To find himself.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got all of them cut.