The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I failed my driving test today. The instructor asked me, “What do you do at a red light?” I said, “I usually check my emails and see what people are up to on Facebook.”
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it down!
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bed time.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.