The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.
Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
The police bring a phone to the station for questioning. They soon find out his shocking crime. He was charged in connection with battery.
Are Gorillas stupid? Of course, who else would complain about a 19$ drink but keep coming back to the same bar
Scientist: We've discovered a clump of atoms that has no sense of humor. Me : You've got to br kidding.Scientist : This is no laughing matter.
Me: I am thinking of climbing Mt Everest again. My alter ego: Really? How many times have you climbed Mt Everest so far?Me: Not once yet, but it is the seventh time I have had this thought.
My parents are divorced, and my dad took it kinda hard I once asked him for an xbox, and he handed me a container of my mom's stuff.
So they say a Harriet Tubman's face is going on the $20 bill. Excellent, I can't wait to start using black people as currency again.
Like a radiologist researching sausage digestion, I tend to see the Wurst in people
Every time someone is arrested for a crime in Florida, they have to write a long text file describing their motivations for the crime and how it was carried out, so the police can add it to their registry. Which is why all the stuff that happens in Florida seems so weird without the con-text.
I don't trust a teacher who reviews every single piece of homework they give out I think they're mass-grading as someone else.
What's Michelle's favourite vegetable? Barackoli(I'm sorry I'll leave now...)
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems
My friend loves to talk about their new skin lotion. He just keeps rubbing it in.