The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋

What happens when an angle gets itself into a car wreck? The angle becomes a rectangle

What does Hurricane Katrina and Kim Kardashian have in common? They have both swallowed hundreds of black kids 🙂

What happens if a redneck bakes himself into a loaf? He's inbread.

I prefer my sandwiches to have 3 slices of bread. I'm looking for other people like that so we can start a club.

Fishing is a great way to recuperate. Whenever you’re feeling bluegill or like nobody gives a crappie. Or if you’ve fallen on your bass and you’re sturgeon for the truth. Don’t ever trout that cod will be there for you.

My wife saw me standing on the scale pulling in my stomach "Pulling in your stomach wont make you any lighter" she said"I know", I said, "but if I don't, I cant see what it says on the dial"

I made a DNA joke in my biology class but no one laughed. Guess my thymine was off.

I unscrambled the letters to spell “anger” “hate” “spite” and “malice” It was a cross word puzzle.

I saw a mosquito flying over my head and i caught it Then, I took off its wings and I shouted to it "Go Fly!"but it didnt fly.Conclusion: Mosquitoes go deaf when you remove their wings

My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I’m trying to put him off. I’m convinced his life will be in ruins.

I have a few jokes about retired people, but none of them work.

I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!

In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.