The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What sort of room has no windows or doors? A mushroom!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky.
What do you call a kangaroo’s lazy joey? A pouch potato.
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Why was the stadium so hot after the game? Because all the fans left.
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.