The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I told my dad he had to quit smoking. When it came to his health we just couldn’t brisket.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
Senior Computer Security? Senior Computer Security?My memory is going Mildred, so I changed my password to “Incorrect.” That way when I log in with the wrong password, the computer will tell me… “Your password is incorrect”.
What do you call an app that delivers drugs to you, whenever you need it? Instagram.I just thought of this while scrolling Reddit and i just had to post it
My dad always told me he never made the same mistake twice Must be why I'm an only child
A bee, a fly, and a mosquito signed up for a website that sometimes stings, usually stinks, and mostly sucks. What website is this? BuzzFeed
My editor told me he didn’t like my citation formatting He didn’t like id., et al.
When you're on the Oregon Trail don't make fun of Terrance, or he might kill you. You don't want to die of dissin' Terry.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you're a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
My son has his BA and his MA-but his PA still supports him.
Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards. Me: ...And?
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.'
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.