The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
Have you heard of the new sport called Quiet Tennis”? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?
I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He stole third base.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got all of them cut.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.