The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.'
Clothes, but no cigar.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
Why does a husband lead a dog's life? He comes in with muddy feet, gets comfortable by the fire, and waits to be fed.
Can February March? No, but April May!'
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
I named my dog “5 miles.' So that I could frequently say, “I am going to walk 5 miles now.'
Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.
“I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”