The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
Life is just like a USB port 50% chance of being right and always wrong.
A doctor accidentally emailed the results of all his vasectomy patients to everyone on the internet. They were publicly desemenated.
This is the anniversary of my great great great grandfather inventing camouflage. Not that anyone noticed.
A cow crossing a street sees a glove in ground. All ashamed and blushing goes: Oh my god. Who's bra is this NOTE: It's a dad joke but I didn't know how to make a #DadJoke label. So consider yourself warned.
I just got a new job teaching English at a maximum security prison. It's going to be tough but like any other job out there..... It'll have its prose and cons.
Trump said global warming was a hoax and he could easily make temperatures "the lowest ever recorded" this summer. So he switched the US to Celsius.
Why don't you see a lot of bars in comic books? Because they look sketchy
I asked my friend if he knew the difference between a chamber pot and a pan He said 'no' Needless to say, I stopped eating at his place
I set my alarm 30 minutes before I need to get up every morning I need 10 minutes to snooze, 10 minutes to sit on the end of my bed hating life, and 10 minutes to convince myself to take the noose off.
That Kool-Aid Man is a terrible actor Always breaking the fourth wall
Would you like the soup or salad? Oh, that sounds much too big for me. I’ll just have the regular-sized salad, thank you!
What's the hardest thing about defenestration? the window
I want to hire a Mexican, An Italian and a Russian To show up at my funeral in black suits and say "thank you boss", then leave. Just so that my Family and Friends would think I had something Big going on.
If cajuns yell "ooh wee, makes me want to slap my mother in law" when they eat something good, what do the Japanese say? Ooh-mommy.