The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
Where do you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school!
I'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it down!
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
Why was the stadium so hot after the game? Because all the fans left.
When does it rain money? When there is a change in the weather.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.