The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
So I asked a bomb defusion specialist about the stresses of his job... ...he said there aren't any because either he's right or it's suddenly not his problem.
My uncle died from a turtle stampede It was a slow death
Before this year started, none of us could have predicted all this: Kobe Bryant, Australian fires, Coronavirus quarantine, Tiger King, toilet paper hoarding. I guess none of us truly had 2020 vision after all.
Why is cold water so insecure? Because it's never called hot.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.
Who is the most lonely billionaire? Alone musk.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.'
How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!'
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.