The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I recently started a literature group for inmates It's got it's prose and cons.
What do you get when you combine a Crocodile and a Shitzu? A Crockashit.
How can you tell an optimist from a pessimist? Ask them to pronounce OPPORTUNITYISNOWHERE.
I hate it when people draw a circle or an oval... I mean seriously, it’s pointless.
I went out with my girlfriend to a fancy restaurant last night and after we’d eaten she kept insisting on paying for the meal. I said, "Don't be stupid, we're half way down the road now. Just keep running!!'
My friend says to me, What rhymes with orange?And I told him, No it doesn't!
What did the geometry teacher say when the class had trouble solving a problem? "Let's try a different angle."
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
How do you get a blind person to see? Usually by boat.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.