The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What’s a bad wizard’s favorite computer program? Spell-check.
A buddy asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.'
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
Siri,' I asked my phone, 'why am I so bad with women?' She responded, 'I’m Bixby, you moron.'
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.