The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Only in England. £800 fine if you are caught at a house party during lock-down.But reduced to £400 if paid early.If you catch covid at the party, the government willgive you £500 to stay at home.That's £100 profit.This country is absolutely fucked.
Mosquitos in Africa be like It's-a me! Malario!
I just finished a book about Edison and the lightbulb. It was a bit of light reading.
Diet Day 1...I've finally got rid of all the fattening food from the house. It was fu***ng delicious.
One time some guy on the street tried to sell me a magical pillow case. Turns out it was just a sham.
Don’t urinate on people in self defense You’re just going to make them more pissed
What’s the most common kind of tree in Australia? Ash.
What do you get when you throw a grenade into a French Bathroom? linoleon Blownaparte.
Q: What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A: A large fortune.
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.'
What’s a bad wizard’s favorite computer program? Spell-check.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.