The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
What did the late tomato say to the other tomatoes? Don't worry i'll ketchup.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
I saw a mosquito flying over my head and i caught it Then, I took off its wings and I shouted to it "Go Fly!"but it didnt fly.Conclusion: Mosquitoes go deaf when you remove their wings
Got arrested by cops for celebrating earth day and switching off all plugs Shouldn't have done it in a hospital i guess
Why did the Helium atom feel lonely? No one wanted to bond with it would be a logical answer. The truth is, it is just an asshole!
After our radio station's accountant died in a parachuting accident, the program director told me to play some Tom Petty in rememberance after the obituary, as the accountant liked his music. However, when I did exactly that, he ended up putting my show off air. Dunno why. Though maybe I shouldn't have played *Free Fallin'*...
A Scottish man walks into a bakery and says "excuse me, is that a doughnut or a meringue?” To which the baker replies “No you're right enough it's a doughnut"
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.'