The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
How do celebrities keep cool? They have many fans.
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
Son: Dad, can I watch the TV? Dad: Sure, just don’t turn it on.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
Have you heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mainly wrap.
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather? A shoe.
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?