The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.'
Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.'
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.'
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
Why is the letter A like a flower? Because a “b' comes after it!
What do you call a factory that makes OK products? A satisfactory.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
What happens when ice cream gets angry? It has a meltdown.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.